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my algebra teacher is pregnant and asked my class for baby names and she called on me and i panicked and said luigi

I WAS ON MY PHONE IN ART AND I READ THIS AND LAUGHED OUT LOUD AND A KID NEXT TO ME WAS LIKE “WHO ARE YOU TEXTING” AND I PANICKED AND SAID “LUIGI”

GUYS THIS SHOULD BE A THING. EVERYTIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU SOMETHING AND YOU PANIC JUST SAY LUIGI

luigi! at the disco

i’ve reblogged 3 variations of this already

arewehumanafterall asked:

I just had a thought! Imagine Cecil wanting to adopt and "subtly" hinting by making dad jokes whenever Carlos is in the room and making him crazy

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sexybaldwin:

YES, ahh, I adore parental!Cecilos. I can imagine it going something like this;

"Oh, my sweet, lovely Carlos! I saw the cutest little shoes today.”

"…Right."

"*dramatic sigh* Such a shame they were…baby shoes.”

"CECIL!"

*2 days later*

" Hey, Cecil, should we get some food? I’m hungry."

"Hi hungry; I’m dad."

"…No you’re not."

"Well, I would be, if it weren’t for some people.”

are you all forgetting that the male cat khoshekh gave birth to a litter of kittens? this would be one of the only fandoms in which mpreg could become canon

totally MPreg. I’m waiting for the canon episode where Cecil is like “In other news, I’m pregnant.”

you know that it wouldn’t come out like that. he’d be fangirling for a while because he has to do the news first before he can say anything personal and when he finally does he’s going to be bouncing in his seat and squealing and going on about baby names and if it’s a girl or a boy and what it’ll look like. “i wonder if it’ll have my third eye, what do you think listeners?” and then sets in the mood swings and cravings and carlos has to fill in because he becomes the thing that starts destroying the town and killing people

And then the baby is coming early while Carlos is visiting the studio and Cecil freaks out, shouting at Carlos to help, who shouts back, “I’m a scientist, not a doctor! Babies are not science!” and then quails in fear as Cecil hisses, “Well then, you better make them science, tough guy!”

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